Top 5 Pre-Collapse Investment Strategies
The astute investor does not fear the collapse of nation-states; they see it as the greatest bull market in human history. As governments, with their artificial monopolies on law and currency, inevitably implode under their own weight, a tsunami of newly-privatized assets will flood the market. The question is, are you positioned to profit from the chaos? Here are the top 5 asset classes to consider.
1. Potable Water Rights
Fiat currency may become worthless, but thirst is eternal. Owning the source of a river, a major aquifer, or even a municipal reservoir is the ultimate blue-chip investment. Unlike gold, which you can’t drink, water has intrinsic, non-negotiable value. In a post-state world, he who controls the water controls everything.
2. Bribe Futures (Influence Derivatives)
In a stateless society, power won’t be held by elected officials, but by an ever-shifting ecosystem of private arbitrators, security chiefs, and corporate councils. Our Bribe Futures market allows you to speculate on the future “influence cost” of these key players. Did a new warlord just take over Sector Gamma? If you bought his influence futures low, you can now cash in for preferential treatment or sell your influence to the highest bidder.
3. Private Armies (Diversified Security Assets)
Don’t think of it as hiring mercenaries; think of it as investing in a mobile, violent, and highly motivated asset protection fund. A well-equipped private army is the ultimate insurance policy. It can be used to defend your other assets, acquire new ones through “involuntary mergers,” or be leased out to less-prepared individuals at a premium. It’s the only ETF that pays dividends in fear.
4. Heirloom Seeds and Arable Land
As complex global supply chains break down, the means of food production will become paramount. A vault of non-GMO heirloom seeds and a defensible parcel of fertile land is a license to print money… or, more accurately, to trade food for whatever you desire. It’s a hard asset that’s both a store of value and a means of production.
5. Bottled Air Subscriptions
This is the final frontier of privatization. As industrial disputes are resolved through the temporary suspension of environmental regulations, local air quality will become… variable. A stockpile of purified, bottled air and the means to distribute it via subscription is a bet on the inevitable conclusion of pure capitalism. When you can charge your neighbors for the very act of breathing, you have truly transcended the market. You have become the market.
Remember, chaos isn’t the pit—chaos is a ladder. And with these investments, you’ll be taking the express elevator to the top.
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