ANC4P Commodity Exchange
The Market for Life Itself
Why let nature distribute resources haphazardly when the market can do it with ruthless efficiency? Our commodity exchange allows you to trade in the most fundamental assets.
| Commodity | Ticker | Current Price | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| Privatized Air™ (Grade A) | $O2 | 0.01 BTC / hr | Pure, filtered oxygen. Essential for cognitive function and continued existence. |
| Potable Water Rights | $H2O | Market Rate | Secure your access to clean drinking water. Sold by the liter or by exclusive rights to entire rivers. |
| Sunlight Exposure Units | $SEU | 0.005 BTC / lumen-hour | Owning the sky means you can charge for the light. Buy SEUs to avoid living in corporate-mandated shade. |
| Personal Data Bundles | $PDB | Dynamic | Bundles of consumer data, perfect for targeted marketing or blackmail. |
All trades are final. Insider trading is not only permitted, it's encouraged and available as a premium data feed.