Our Esteemed Leadership
Fauxbert Rothburg
Chief Philosophical Officer & Founder
After finding a logical loophole in the Non-Aggression Principle that permits pre-emptive market-based aggression, Fauxbert laid the ethical groundwork for ANC4P. His seminal work, "Man, Economy, and Superyachts," is required reading for all employees.
Ayn Wrenched
Chief Objectivity Officer
Ayn ensures all our corporate decisions are free from the irrational constraints of empathy and altruism. She pioneered our "Ethics-as-a-Service" module, allowing users to subscribe to a moral framework that best suits their financial goals.
Moolah Friedman
VP of Aggressive Privatization
Moolah leads our efforts to identify and acquire under-monetized public assets, from national parks to the concept of friendship. His motto: "If it's free, you're not charging enough."
Chad Randian
Head of Synergistic Disruption
A self-made billionaire by the age of 12 (by successfully collateralizing his classmates' future earnings), Chad drives our innovation. He is currently developing a blockchain solution to tokenize human souls.