Service Marketplace

Everything a Rational Actor Needs

In a truly free society, all services are provided by the market. Browse our top categories below.

Security-as-a-Subscription (SaaS)

Choose from dozens of competing Private Defense Agencies (PDAs). Tiers range from "Mall Cop" (basic neighborhood watch) to "Warlord" (full-spectrum dominance with armored vehicles and air support).

Justice-as-a-Service (JaaS)

Don't just get a lawyer, buy the verdict. Our JaaS platform allows you to purchase legal outcomes directly. Higher fees correlate with more... creative interpretations of the NAP.

Ethics-as-a-Service (EaaS)

Feeling a pang of conscience? It's probably an inefficient moral framework. Subscribe to one of our 50+ optimized ethical systems, from "Pure Utilitarianism (for Me)" to "Randian Objectivism Extreme™".

Child Labor Solutions

Unleash the economic potential of your offspring! Our platform connects you with corporations seeking low-cost, high-energy labor. Free Ayn Rand coloring book with every 5-year contract.