Terms of Service
Effective Date: The moment you possessed enough capital to afford an internet connection.
Welcome to ANC4P. By accessing, browsing, or even thinking about our services, you ("The User," "The Asset," "The Contractual Counterparty") irrevocably agree to the following terms.
1. Agreement to Terms
You agree that this document supersedes any and all previous "social contracts," "constitutions," or "moral obligations" you may have previously imagined you were a party to. Your use of this site constitutes a binding, voluntary contract.
2. The Non-Aggression Principle (NAP) Addendum
The NAP is our guiding light. However, actions undertaken by an entity with a higher Justice Score™ against an entity with a lower score are not considered "aggression." They are defined as "market corrections," "involuntary acquisitions," or "educational experiences."
3. Intellectual Property
All content on this site is the property of ANC4P. Furthermore, any original thoughts or ideas you have while browsing this site are hereby licensed to ANC4P in perpetuity, throughout the universe, for a one-time royalty payment of zero dollars.
4. Dispute Resolution
All disputes will be resolved via our proprietary Dispute Resolution service. The plaintiff and defendant will bid for a favorable verdict. Ties will be broken by trial by combat, available as a premium service.
5. Liability
ANC4P is not liable for anything, ever. This includes, but is not limited to: societal collapse, moral bankruptcy, existential dread, private militia-related damages, or oxygen subscription service outages resulting in... suboptimal user experiences.
6. Termination
We may terminate your access at any time, for any reason, especially if your net worth drops below a profitable threshold. You may terminate your agreement by ceasing to exist, although your assets and data remain our property.